RAW AND LEGENDARY!!!

by Abishai

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1.	Are You Guys Ready to Hear True Rock and Roll? 00:50	buy track
2.	Wootcha, Wootcha, Wootcha, Wah?! 00:50	buy track
3.	Swag Beats, Yo 00:50	buy track
4.	No Wave is Still Around 01:43	buy track
5.	I'm Sorry Hipsters, But... 01:02	buy track
6.	Love Letter to the 80's 01:39	buy track
7.	Is Your Life Falling Apart? 00:32	buy track
8.	The Punk Scene is a Joke 02:08	buy track
9.	BASS!!!!!! 01:15	buy track
10.	Lunatic 01:56	buy track
11.	Flang That Shit! 02:04	buy track
12.	WAHHAHAHAHWAHHWAHWAHHWAH!!! 01:23	buy track
13.	Convince Me 01:36	buy track
14.	Who Let Curious George Loose? 03:12	buy track
15.	For Juntaro 04:52	buy track
16.	Detective, I Think There's Some Cavemen on the Loose. 01:51	buy track
17.	Journey of the Cavemen 05:49	buy track
18.	S Double T Double D 01:15	buy track
19.	The Long but Worthwhile Journey Towards Salvation 03:53	buy track
20.	I Actually Forgot What I Said in this Song. Ah, Whatever. 02:00	buy track
21.	Oh Shit, I'm Late for Work! 00:39	buy track
22.	Try Doing the Waltz to This. 01:56	buy track
23.	Going Surfin' 02:09	buy track
24.	EyeHateGod is a Joke Compared to this Beauty 10:22	buy track
25.	Noise Rocker's Interpretation of Hard Rock 04:41	buy track
26.	This is Some Really Heavy Metal. 04:37	buy track
27.	PANIC!!! 02:05	buy track
28.	Slipping on a Banana Peel 01:10	buy track
29.	Punk Metal 02:42	buy track
30.	You Emotards and Hipsters Need to Quit Whinin' and Bitchin' All Day. 00:54	buy track
31.	Chaos 01:01	buy track
32.	This Ain't Screamo Garbage 01:54	buy track
33.	Dog's Howl 01:23	buy track
34.	Whoops, I Dropped the Materials. 01:06	buy track
35.	Let's Get the Wedding Over WIth Already, Shall We? 02:19	buy track
36.	Happy Funeral 02:53	buy track
37.	ALL RIGHT OH NO!!! 01:34	buy track
38.	Funky Djent? 02:15	buy track
39.	Rock the House, Yo! 04:22	buy track
40.	The Dorkenheimers Theme 04:54	buy track
41.	THIS. IS. DORKENHEIMERS!!! 05:09	buy track
42.	SO. FUCKING. HEAVY!!! 13:28	buy track
43.	Is This What Self-Destruction Sounds Like? 05:23	buy track

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE NOISE ROCK AND NOISECORE ALBUM OF THE DECADE! YOU THOUGHT TODAY IS THE DAY'S SADNESS WILL PREVAIL WAS NOISECORE'S MAGNUM OPUS? WELL GUESS WHAT, BUDDY? HERE'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT ALBUM AND THIS ALBUM. THIS ALBUM HAS ACTUAL NOISECORE, THIS ALBUM ACTUALLY HAS SOME POWERFUL PERCUSSION, THIS ALBUM WASN'T MADE BY A MISANTHROPIST, AND THIS ALBUM HAS ACTUALLY ENJOYABLE VOCALS. ALL THE HIPSTERS, EMOTARDS, FAR-LEFT PUSSIES, FAR-RIGHT BUFFONS, RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS, AND THOSE HIPSTER WEBSITES LIKE PITCHFORK, THE NEEDLE DROP, TREBLEZINE, SALON, ALL THAT SHIT: THEY WILL HAVE THEIR MINDS CRUSHED AND MELTED AT THIS PIECE OF UN-POMPOUS BEAUTY. THIS IS MEANT TO BRING A HAPPY SMILE TO YOUR FACE. TWO HOURS OF PLAYFUL, CHAOTIC, ENERGETIC ROCK (AND SOMETIMES METAL) THAT WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO RUN AROUND YOUR HOUSE AND SCREAM IN DELIGHT (OR FORM A MOSH PIT, I DON'T KNOW). THERE WAS ONLY TWO SLIGHT PRETENTIONS IN THIS RELEASE; TO ROCK OUT AND TO HAVE FUN MAKING MUSIC! ISN'T THE LATTER WHAT BANDS NEED TO HAVE IN ORDER TO NOT SOUND LIKE ACADEMIC SACKS OF POO? ANYWAYS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY LISTENING TO THIS MASTERPIECE, AND I HOPE IT BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE! :-)

This album was recorded from February 12, 2017 to March 11, 2017.

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released March 12, 2017

Abishai - Electric Guitar, Bass, Vocals, Kazoo, Drum Machine, Noise, Feedback, Mixing, Editing, Production

The Dorkenheimers - Vocals, Kazoo, Percussion, Keyboard

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Abishai Rancho Palos Verdes, California

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AKA DJ Bathtub, Eden, and Mizpah

If you're looking to do a collab or split or form a band with me, let me know; I'll be happy to do such. Also, if you're a label owner, and you want something from me, let me know, and hopefully I can work something out with you. ... more

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